From Massachusetts, With Love

My Teacher: Guys! It's not that hard! Don't be such peasants!

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:25:21 -0500

My Teacher: Guys! It's not that hard! Don't be such peasants!
Everyone: HAHAHAHHA peasants...
Me:
Me:
Me: I like your shoelaces.
Everyone: ....wha??
My Teacher:
Me:
My Teacher:
Me:
My Teacher: I got them from the president.

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Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:25:01 -0500

sarniel: tbskyen: tugamaggie: callmekitto: raggedymind: litt...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:22:16 -0500

sarniel:

tbskyen:

tugamaggie:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

littledidxeknow:

todaylour:

andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:

impuretale:

beatrixspoke:

saaaaaasha:

hey guys

that is carved

from MARBLE

THAT IS A ROCK

WAT

I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.

Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.

Blown away

I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre

I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.

b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?

FUCKING BERNINI THO

FUCKING

BERNINI

DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.

HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.

OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS

SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.

IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?

OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!

BERNINI!

Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.

diamondsfuckingdroog: emmampora: adventuresofahomespook: somew...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:21:04 -0500

diamondsfuckingdroog:

emmampora:

adventuresofahomespook:

somewhere in a parallel universe

is this a homestuck thing

THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

exhele: dysphorism: princess-margaret: yourblazesburn: osteog...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:20:35 -0500

exhele:

dysphorism:

princess-margaret:

yourblazesburn:

osteogenesis-imperfecta:

straightinatbella:

thatmissunderstoodkid:

frank-1e:

okleave:

reblog and make a wish

this is my second time reblogging and my first wish came true so

i have to

I reblogged this a week ago, my wish came true 2 days ago, hopefully my wish will come true this time

why not

i did this a few days ago and it also came true, i was freaked out like fuck

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

here goes nothing

well lets see

love this

i remember a few months ago, wishing that my crush would like me back on this post

and now he’s my bf

..WISHING AGAIN. YAY

chocolatejigglypuff: mycroftsmindtardis: iamsuperbat: offmytit...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:19:52 -0500

chocolatejigglypuff:

mycroftsmindtardis:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.

always reblog

n4ut: Decided to draw this adorable child.

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:18:41 -0500

n4ut:

Decided to draw this adorable child.

katana519: tumblino: myhairisademon: lavastormsw: bolinsboo: ...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:17:20 -0500

katana519:

tumblino:

myhairisademon:

lavastormsw:

bolinsboo:

razzledazzy:

The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa.

If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. End of story.

The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.

Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing? This picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation.

I wonder if they could get pictures in colour now or maybe get an accurate heat reading off of that thing, if it’s still all there.

It’s crazy to think that something can be that strong that it would kill you by just looking at it. Though it’s understandable. I’d like a heat reading off of it.

Oh my god

I have such a science boner right now

Do you know how fucking dense that must be to weigh hundreds of tons?

Pretty fucking dense.

Wow.

I found this video for anyone who wants to see a video of the thing (although it’s not the best quality). This thing is a serious monster. I have a little trouble deciphering this Wikipedia article, but from what I gather, this thing weighs 1,200 tons (2,400,000 pounds - a number I cannot even begin to fathom) and is only losing about 22 pounds of uranium per year. It resists its environment and if the shelter is improved, that loss is expected to drop.

Holy shit.

I am simply astounded by the sheer power and properties of radiation and nuclear power plants. This is seriously scary stuff. Not to mention its effects on humans. i find deformed humans very, very unnerving. The mutations that radiation cause are the worst, in my opinion, than say, genetic mutations. This video shows some of the mutations from the Chernobyl meltdown (warning: these are very disturbing images, so view at your own risk).

Here’s another website with a collection of Chernobyl pictures, mostly of the building itself (no mutation pictures, so unless you’re upset by major destruction, this is a really cool look-through). This is my favorite picture because it really shows the dripping of the radioactive fuel/debris lava out of the valve. I just find it so absolutely terrifying that something like this could ever happen. Radiation is seriously scary stuff. What I want to know is how they took that picture.

Oh holy shit this is terrifying. The color just makes it worse. It’s like a volcano erupted indoors. Which is probably a pretty accurate analogy, plus tons of radiation to go with it. “”Corium” is only formed during a reactor meltdown as a product of the solid fuel fissioning uncontrollably. This super-hot fuel turns into a liquid and melts its way through steel, concrete, and whatever else that might be in contact with it. So it’s a mixture of fuel and various building materials,” the admin says in the comments.

This article says that Chernobyl will stay radioactive for 100,000 years.

Radiation is just unfathomably scary stuff.

Okay I just remembered this and I regretted not tagging it so I found it again through google and yeah wow I still can’t get over this… It’s so horrible yet at the same time it’s astoundingly intriguing? It’s like a real-life eldritch abomination.

this is some real life scp shit right here

I have a raging brainer

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:15:06 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: liisakee: phoenixwormwood137: heythere-darra: amywineflat: HOW AM I...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:14:44 -0500

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

liisakee:

phoenixwormwood137:

heythere-darra:

amywineflat:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

SOMETIMES I THINK TUMBLR UNDERSTANDS ME BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

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Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:14:21 -0500

xamikachux: famey: slide, children slide into the deep pits of...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:13:50 -0500

xamikachux:

famey:

slide, children

slide into the deep pits of hell

goddammit satan

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Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:13:41 -0500

casimirpulaskidays: do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:11:47 -0500

casimirpulaskidays:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar

inkypop: cloud-killed-by-doors: sudrien: Just what are you...

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:42:30 -0500

inkypop:

cloud-killed-by-doors:

sudrien:

Just what are you doing 8ack there?

[tumblr user inkypop as Mindfang]
[tumblr user theycallmethemerchant as The Sufferer]

oh my god my friends are so beautiful did YOU GUYS MAKE THIS A SHIP I.

I can’t. what is air.

Ah no no you don’t understand! I took my journal out so he was putting it back in my pouch for me and Sudrien wanted a picture so suddenly it was like a ship or something? THERE WAS AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS I SWEAR!

lunadorklordofghosties:

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:41:04 -0500

lunadorklordofghosties:

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:37:56 -0500

To all my followers I haven't talked to..

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:37:26 -0500

the-greatest-companion:

the-11-doctor:

..hi.

accurately how i would greet all you people

jadeb0t: elementalphotos: Youmacon Sneak Peek: Homestuck! I...

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:37:10 -0500

jadeb0t:

elementalphotos:

Youmacon Sneak Peek: Homestuck!

I was lucky to shoot two fantastic Homestuck groups this weekend at Youmacon: a full troll and Beta kids group Friday afternoon, as well as a Suitstuck group late Friday evening.

Despite freezing our butts off, and running very late, we had some fantastic photos and I want to thank everyone who helped pull this all together! More photos to come!

cries because perfection

cloudghost: Just… :(

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:33:07 -0500

cloudghost:

Just… :(