My Teacher: Guys! It's not that hard! Don't be such peasants!
Everyone: HAHAHAHHA peasants...
Me: I like your shoelaces.
My Teacher: I got them from the president.
a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: liisakee: phoenixwormwood137: heythere-darra: amywineflat: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT SOMETIMES I THINK TUMBLR UNDERSTANDS ME BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT I STILL...
casimirpulaskidays: do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
To all my followers I haven't talked to..
the-greatest-companion: the-11-doctor: ..hi. accurately how i would greet all you people
cloudghost: Just… :(
I can’t help it i’m a highblood: So I just noticed... →
roboboners: l4tul4-s3np41: actualcannibaleridanampora: koalapus: So this photo set just went by on my dash and I stopped to look at it when I noticed that Eridan’s rings are not his color. When they were moirails he wore Feferis color. oh myg od Moirails wearing…
nintendonut1: fireandshellamari: icantbelieveijoined: trevorstmcgoodbody: badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die. THE END INSULIN IN-SU-LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN god i love the muppets
me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
The thighs expand at a rapid pace of 3 meters per second. Soon they are out on the street and pouring into a nearby river. They consume passerby and stop traffic. Pedestrians run for their lives. Authorities are stumped. The thighs have managed to engulf the entire city in less than an hour, and are moving on to the next one. Shots are fired but are futile. This is the end of humanity as we know it.
Reblog if you're actually satan
NEWS: Ukraine wants to ban cartoon SpongeBob Squarepants as it 'promotes homosexuality'.
RUSSELL HOWARD: What absolute bollocks! As if the kids gonna go: 'Oh, look! A talking sponge who plays his nose like a flute! *pauses and stares into distance* I wonder what it's like to suck a dick.'
ssweaterweather: have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other
sbahjification: ok but can we just take a moment to appreciate hussie and everyone at mspa their servers went down because of a huge fucking hurricane and as soon as they go up the first thing they do is give us an amazing update like god bless all of your souls
deadmeulin: feastings had to draw all of those can we give her a round of applause
trapgods: “Give it to me!” She yelled, “I’m so fucking wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
summerwinters: sadstuck: dave doesnt want to take off his sunglasses for his drivers license photo but he knows he has to